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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 05:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

The Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses are on sale for their best price to date - The Verge

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Tony Awards: Predicting the Winners Using Just Math - The Hollywood Reporter

share office space ...

No go.

They put up a sign reading

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

People Can Fly cancels 2 games including Square Enix project - Video Games Chronicle

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

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No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can you tell me a depressing story?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?